Total Medals Earned: 115 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,875 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!
Medals Earned: 20/30 (135/500 points)
Get all Arcane Spells
Get your first Arcane Spell
Freeze 500 enemies
Look, up in the sky!
Burn 500 enemies
Gobuuuu
Bag o' bones
Destroy 100 enemy projectiles
Kill 100 enemies
You killed Gobu! You bastard!
in cold cash
in cold cash.
Destroy 500 enemy projectiles
Upgrade all your runes
Get all of Lucrea's skills
Stun 500 enemies
Slay a thousand
Finish the game
Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal
Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal
Kill a hundred dragons
Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal
in cold seven digits
Oh my god... You broke the game.
Slay 10k
This makes you awesome.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/490 points)
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/490 points)
Get 10 headshots
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Die
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Kill 50 zombies
Kill 100 zombies
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30